They're all members of it.
The board who talk about
CHILD OBESITY, the COALITION, and the BUDGET DEFICITS.
They talk about how,
THE YOUTH OF TODAY,
is not at all like the youth of yesteryear.
They speculate over their finest china,
with earl's grey in one hand,
and a rich tea in the other.
They talk about us like we're not here-
they say our clothes are tacky,
and our music too promiscuous.
They spread their wisdom over their scones,
but only when they run out of criticism.
"Yes. but of course it's really the parents who are to blame.
WE didn't raise you to be like that,
Did we sweetie?"
"You'd never dream to do things like that-
I replicate the fake smile that they model to me.
"Good" She replies.
(But I wasn't talking to her-
I was talking to the custard creams,
who threatened to rape my taste buds.)
They are right,
Not eating DOES make you fatter.
It's as though,
The more weight I lose,
The more there is to go.
Until I am able to slip